A Hasty Getaway!

Target you creature you control and target creature you don't control each gain haste. Then, return those creatures to their owners' hands. Their owners each create a 0/1 green Banana creature token with "Whenever Banana blocks, tap each creature it is blocking. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step."
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