AHHH, The King Spider

Deathtouch, Reach, Vigilance, Indestructible
{x}{2}{b}{r}{g}; Create X 1/3 green spider creature tokens with deathtouch and reach.
Whenever one or more spiders you control deals combat damage to a player destroy up to two target creatures that player controls, Then if that player controls no creatures or controls the fewest creatures or has the most life, each spider you control deals damage equal to their toughness to that player.