Alleyway Smuggler

Clandestine 0 (This creature enters the battlefield with no stealth counters on it. Whenever this creature attacks, you may remove a stealth counter from it. If you do, this creature is unblockable until end of turn.)
Whenever you attach a permanent to Alleyway Smuggler or put one or more +1/+1 counters on it, put a stealth counter on Alleyway Smuggler.
"I can bring anything anywhere."