As Clear As Day

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has hexproof, indestructible and when tapped, untap for {0}.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Human Shield creature token with “Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to another target creature this turn.”

"It shouldn’t be alive. But it has bodyguards, handlers, and a ridiculous amount of wealth."