B.B., Squire of Riot

Changeling, First Strike, Lifelink
Bestow Elemental or Knight-{2}{r}{w}: When cast for it's bestow cost, if there are no valid targets, create a 1/1 red and black Elemental Knight creature token with haste and attach BB to it. Enchanted creature gains all of BB's abilities and keywords.
B.B. The Glock-{1}: BB deals 1 damage to any target. Activate only once each turn.

"Henceforth, you shall be dubbed: Blood Bath."
"Is BB okay?" "...yes."-Riot and B.B.