Ben, God of Beans

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to green and red is less than seven, Ben isn't a creature
{2}{r}, {t}: Creatures may not attack until your next turn
{2}: Create a BEAN token (It's an artifact with "{1}, sacrifice this artifact: put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes goaded.")
Beans beans, they're good for your heart, and oh god, what is that smell?