Bronchitis

Grants a Card Slot. When you deal Damage,
that card loses one armor.

"Actually pronounced Brontosaurus; Refers to
the time Rob got Bronchitis and couldn't go to
Grandma's, everyone called it Brontosaurus for
some reason though. Rob always has Bronchitis
whenever he is gone from Grandmas or working
at the Quality Quick Lube."