Charming Sorceress

{t}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
{t}: Charming Sorceress deals 1 damage to target creature.
{t}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

"Those who would seek to mire us in obscurity and boredom must be shown that we will not gently weep our lives away while they bask in the drab grey haze
of their smugness."