Cheaty Bullshit!

Choose Two
•Create three 2/3 blue vampire creature tokens named "Cheaty Vamp" with Flying, Deathtouch & Lifelink
•Why do I Play This Game? Draw 4 cards and put an Indestructible or Hexproof Counter on target creature.
•Too Many Words, I Stopped Paying Attention. Detain target creature, Return target creature to its owner's hand, Stun target creature, Goad target creature, & Cascade.
• 4/4 Does Shit. Create a 4/4 blue dragon creature named "Does Shit Dragon"