Civil Society

The first time each turn that a spell or ability would require each player to perform an action, instead you don't.
Demophobia (Whenever a spell or ability containing the words "all" or "each" in its text would resolve, instead exile this creature. Then, that spell or ability resolves. Then, return this to the battlefield.)
Fashionably late, occasionally never. Will it matter what you wear if you control the weather?