Dada, Heart of the Household

Vigilance, First Strike, Haste

Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, you may tap Dada. If you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to that creature this turn. Once each turn, when an opponent targets a permanent you control, you may say, "Not on Dada's watch!" If you do, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {2}.

"Leg day. Dad duty. Lap time. Let's roll."