Deadpool

Indestructible,Haste,Vigilance

When Deadpool enters the battlefield search your graveyard,hand or library for Colossus and put him onto the battlefield. For as long as you control Deadpool wolverine is indestructible.

Touch myself- Regenerate {t}:{b}{b}
Sarcasm- {t}: {b}{r} Opponents creatures get -3/-3 and lose hexproof and indestructible.
Marvel Jesus- {t}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Gain 100 life