Desperation Feeder

Deathtouch, flying
If an opponent would discard a card while they have no cards in hand, you may instead return Desperation Feeder from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you do, that player draws 3 cards.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Desperation Feeder.
"A blessing is an opportunity to be cursed."