Dexter, Best Boi

[In Memory Of The Best Boi Dexter From Laurenzside]

This spell can't be countered. When you see this card you win this game and the next 99 years of MTG games. Also all cards that would be played by your opponents are instantly countered and this effect can't be countered. When you play this card you get 10,000, mana of any combination of colors and you can cast cards from anywhere and cast spells your opponents own.

Haste, Trample, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Indestructible, Double Strike, Flash, Hexpr