Don Daniel

+2: Play "Capitain Paf" with an opponent. If you lose, you have knees on rocks, pay 5 life and can't play next turn.
0: Discard two cards as you put the saucepan in the dishwasher. Search an ALDI card inside your library and put it into the battlefield tapped.
-X: You negociate with an opponent to buy raw materials. You take control of X of his lands and artifacts.