Dust Guardian

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Spellshift {2}{u}(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}{u}. If you do, tap this creature and choose a new target for the spell or ability.)
Some fragments of the Haltimulicrum remain sentient and active, taking a form resembling that of a human... A large and very angry human.