Fabulous!

{w}{w}: Put a fabulous counter on target creature.
Each creature that has two or more fabulous counters on it gains first strike. If any of those creatures have three or more fabulous counters on them, they also get +1/+1 and gain trample. If any of those creatures have four or more fabulous counters on them, they also gain vigilance and deathtouch. If any of those creatures have five or more fabulous counters on them, they also gain indestructible.