Fat Gum

Fat Absorption — Whenever damage would be dealt to another Hero you control, you may have that damage dealt to Fat Gum instead. Put that many fat counters on him.

Fat Burn — At the start of combat, you may remove all fat counters from Fat Gum. If you do, he gets +X/+0 and trample until end of turn, where X is the number removed.

Fat Guard — Fat Gum can block as normal. He can’t attack unless he has three or more +1/+1 counters on him.

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