Garden Variety Grunts

Create four 1/1 green Grunt creature tokens. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Put a menace counter on either of them. Put a hexproof counter on either of them. Then put an infect counter on either of them.
"Me have bad feeling about this." - Grunt 1
"You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Grunt 2