Garfield, the Destroyer

Double Strike
All other Cats gain +1/+1
Put a Lazy Counter on Garfield the Destroyer during your upkeep. When Garfield the Destroyer gains three tokens, declare it is Monday, and tap Garfield the Destroyer, then clear all tokens after Monday has been declared. Garfield cannot under any circumstances be untapped during Monday. All other Cat's lose the +1/+1 during Mondays.
When the call for war came, even the laziest answered the call ...