Gilded Demagogue

Menace, Trample
Whenever Gilded Demagogue attacks, if an opponent controls fewer lands than you, choose one —

• Gain control of all nonland permanents that player controls until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste.

• That player sacrifices all creatures they control with power less than 3 and discards all cards in their hand.

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