Hastur, Tatterdemalion King

Kicker {b}{b}
Protection from white.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Hastur, Tatterdemalion King.
When Hastur, Tatterdemalion King enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
Terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in its truth