Hephaestus, God of fire

+1: Equip all equipment to a creature you control, target opponent loses life equal to the number of cards equipped this way. Don't pay mana costs.
-2: Deal 5 damage to any target, target opponent discards 1 card.
-9: Target opponent loses 2 life for each equipped creature you control, they then exile all cards from their hand and graveyard.