Jar Jar Binks, Clumsy Jester

Indestructible
Whenever Jar Jar Binks, Clumsy Jester attacks, flip a coin. If you win the flip, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn. If you lose the flip, creatures you control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

{1}{u}{t} Jar Jar Binks, Clumsy Jester becomes the target of a spell or ability of your choice.

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