Jolly Papa Snobbygrots

Dash {r}{r}{r}

Whenever Jolly Papa Snobbygrots attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature. Its controller creates a Present token. (It's an artifact with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. Activate only as
a sorcery.")

His list long forgotten, he inflicts his cheer across the
land without discrimination, leaving gifts of toys and bruises alike to be discovered in the morning.