Joorge Hans, Paranoid Person

Whenever you cast a spell during your turn,
create two 2/2 black/green Bodyguard tokens.
(Bodyguards are soldiers with {1}: attach to target
creature. Bodyguards can't attaack. They defend
attached creature. Ask Joorge what that means.)

Temwork (You can have three commanders as long as they all have temwork.)

"People think I'm insane / because I am frowning,
all the time."