Joorge Hans, Paranoid Person

Hexproof, Defender

Whenever you cast a creature spell during your
turn, create two 2/2 black/green Bodyguard tokens
(Bodyguards are Soldiers with "{1}: attach to target
creature." Bodyguards can't attack. They defend
attached creature. Ask Joorge what that means.)


"People think I'm insane / because I am frowning,
all the time."