Josu the Tormented

Deathtouch
Whenever Josu the Tormented becomes the target of a blue or black spell or the activated ability of a blue or black permanent, Counter that spell or activated ability, then Josu the Tormented gets +X/+X untill end of turn, where
X is the converted mana cost of the spell or the amount of mana spent to activate the ability.
"You Damned me, Sister!"