Kafkaesque

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a
meth token. Then, if you control three or
meth tokens, draw a card. If you control five
or more, create a 2/2 Henchman creature
token. If you control seven or more, deal 4
damage to each opponent. If you control
twelve or more, search your library for a card
and put it into your hand. If you control
twenty or more, you win the game.