Kim Jong Un

{t}All enemy planeswalkers lose 3 loyalty because of our "dear old leader"
Trigger Happy - Every 2 turns roll a D6 if it is even nothing happens if it is odd, detonate a thermo-nuke.
Sluggish - creature with sluggish always attacks second
If 5 thermo-nukes are detonated everyone loses Any text in quotations is sarcastic