KMS Prinz Rupprecht

Whenever KMS Prinz Rupprecht deals combat
damage to a creature, she deals 2 damage to target
player or planeswalker.

Whenever KMS Prinz Rupprecht deals combat
damage to a player or planeswalker, she deals 2
damage to target creature.

“You should be thankful that someone such as
myself would even deign to call a complete nobody
like you "Commander."”