Knob Goblin King

Haste, Vigilance,
Other Goblin creatures you control get +2/+2 and have Haste
You sashay into the Knob Goblin King's throne room, to find him spinning a set of glass spheres on the palm of one hand. He looks up, distracted. "This is a family game," you say, lifting your veil. "The only physical contact we're going to have is my fist with your face."