Lord of the Souleaters

{p/w}{p/u}{p/b}{p/r}{p/g}, {t}: Tap up to two target creatures. Up to two target creatures can't be blocked this turn. Up to two target creatures gain infect until end of turn. Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 until end of turn. Up to two target creatures gain trample until end of turn.
"What is THAT?"