Loss' Gain

Put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped under an opponent's control.
Then gain control of another target permanent controlled by that player that shares a card type
with it. If it's a creature, it gains haste until end
of turn.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells.
At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this
spell except for its epic ability.)