Markiplier, Gaming Jesus

+1: Activate the Warfstache. Creatures you control gain +3, +3 or first strike.
-5: My weird eye thing. Gain control of target opponent creature, that player sacrifices three non land permanents
-15: I AM THE KING OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!! Place down 5 9/9 Freddy token creatures with "If this creature deals damage to a player, they lose"