Marshall, Theatre Major

Guiltwalk (This creature is unblockable as long as defending player owes Marshall gas money.)
Famous Youtuber -Whenever this creature deals
combat damage to a player, they must go to
youtube.com/marshalltroll and subscribe. If they
were ever already subscribed, you gain 2 life.
At the beginning of your end step, scry X where
X is equal to the number of plays you've helped produce.