Mauricio, the Invincible

+2: Create a pool of 5 life that you may distribute to any number of players other than yourself.
-1: Create a pool of 3 Loyalty counters which you may distribute to any number of planeswalkers other than this one.
-9: Steal a total upwards to 15 life from any number of players of your choice and distribute the pool to any number of players, including yourself.