Most of my dreams

Player turns are taken concurrently. (Players have their upkeep, main, attack, block, second main and
end phases at the same time. No one has priority.)
{1}: Each player creats infinity 20/20 Unicorn enchantment creature tokens with lifelink.
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}: Target players mother eats them.
"Although the zombie of my brothers clone was gnawing on my leg, all I cared about was getting my aunt her Christmas present on time."
-Me