Mr. Johnson, Corp Negotiator

First Strike.

Hostage Exchange - Whenever Mr. Johnson deals combat damage to an opponent, exchange control of a creature they control with another creature you control, both chosen at random. If their creature had a higher converted mana cost, you lose life equal to the difference, and they create a number of treasure tokens equal to the difference.

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