Mr. Johnson, Weapon Specialist

Kicker {1}{r}. If you paid the Kicker cost, target opponent chooses a creature they control with converted mana cost 3 or less; gain control of the chosen creature.

As long as Mr. Johnson is equipped, it gets +1/+1 and has First Strike and Fear.

Drop Smoke - {b}{b}, {ut}: Remove Mr. Johnson from combat.

“I have the hostage. Well, I have someone. Deliver payment to…”