Nicko Bolass, Reviewer

-2: Choose a terrible custom card on the battlefield. If you'd use it as a coaster for your drink made of planeswalker tears, destroy it.
-2: You get an emblem with, "At the end of each opponent's combat, if you lost no life, enjoy the sound of their failure, then draw a card."
-2: Name a fragile mortal to review the next terrible custom card a player casts. If they hate it, counter it and gain its mana value in loyalty.