Nidhogg, Splitting Fool

Deathtouch, Haste
When Nidhogg enters the battlefield, attach it to target land you control. (Treat Nidhogg as an Equipment attached to that land. If that land leaves the battlefield, attach Nidhogg to another target land you control.)
Equipped land has "{1}: Add one mana of any color."
Equipped land has "{1}{b}{r}: Nidhogg deals 2 damage to any target and you lose 2 life."
{2}{b}{r}: Move Nidhogg to another target land you control.
"You... dodged me! Did you dodge me?"