No-Face

Vigilance, Haste

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, No-Face deals 1 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

{2}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card, then No-Face deals 2 damage to any target.

"If I ever get my hands on that doctor, he's not going to know what hit him."