Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

For each alcoholic beverage the player had
tonight, their character gets 1 of these drinks.
They instantly induce intoxication & grant
+250xp each time used to party. If you get 0 of
them, your character chugs one now! Suffer
game appropriate inebriated penalties an hour.
"The effect of which is like having your brains
smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped
around a large gold brick."