Patrick, Spawn of Sullivan

First Strike
When Patrick, Spawn of Sullivan enters the battlefield, destroy up to 2 target social lives.
Worldshake (This creature does damage to creatures in -1/-1 vomit counters and to players sleep deprivation counters)
{w}{u}: Gains indestructible until end of turn.
{r}{t}: Destroy target eardrum
"Pregnant? Bulls**t, I thought we can't have kids" -Ryan Sullivan