Poop, The Great God

Flying, Vigilance, Reach, Deathtouch, Indestructible, Hexproof, Evolve, Flash, Haste, Protection, Landwalk, Menace, Lifelink, Double Strike, First Strike, Trample, Poisonous (Opponent player gets 1 poison token).

Bushido {1}.

When this creature dies, you lose 5 life.

"I, AM, GOD!!!!!!!!!!"