Porking Hog

Reach
Stench (Whenever this creature blocks an attacking creature, the attacking creature gets two -1/-1 counters)
The Pigsty (Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets a permanent you control, if its the first time they have cast that spell in 3 turns, its returned to its owners hand instead.)
If you want sausage, look no further.