River, Silverpaw Scamp

Flash
This spell can't be countered.
When River enters the battlefield, gain control of target artifact with mana value 2 or less until end of turn. Untap it. River gains hexproof until end of turn.Whenever River deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card, then discard a card.

"It's not stealing if they left it unwatched. Especially if it was a spoon."