Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec

First strike, The Swanson Way (Whenever this creature becomes blocked it gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the defending creature's power.)
Whenever Ron Swanson attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the amount of creatures attacking with it.
"There is only the Swanson way"- Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec