Rudsworth B. C. Tabootie

Eminence- Whether Rudsworth B. C. Tabootie is either in the command zone or on the battlefield, All Lands you control are now chalk{s} type in addition it's other types. All Chalk and Human creatures you control gain +2/+2.
{5}: Draw two cards, play a creature from your hand for its colored mana cost, discard a card.
{5}{t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand.
Draw your way outta this like you always do,
buddy!- Snap